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An old list I made; Feel free to add!
“6 8” (adj.): A general amount of time in Glenn’s mind; i.e. “Jeffy, I’ve been saying this for what, 6 8 years?”
Bonhoeffer, Deitrich: Glenn’s idea of an exciting Friday night. Actually, an amazing man, and a great book.
Disclaimer: What you don’t want Jeffy to post.
Doody: To be said after Glenn says “duty” on air (a key job performed by Natasha during her time as an intern).
Douche Hall of Fame: Pretty self-explanatory.
Feeder: a participant in GBTV’s Live Blog. Also known as spelling police, and by Jeffy as a sick freak.
Franking: to relieve ones self of excess pressure, preferably on air.
Funemployed: Raj Nair’s description of a lazy-ass bastard’s lifetime vacation from working.
James K. Polk: The most trivial president evah.
Kalifah (n.) Glenn’s pronunciation of Kilafah.
Lo (n.) Felipe Calderon’s version of the Law. http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/40955/
Much: (v.) As in, “Resist we much!” : must (as per Al Sharpton)http://youtu.be/Zs9ShJjXakU
Perfessor (n.) Professor (radio pronunciation by almost any GBTV radio personality).
Shoe/XXX or XXX/Shoe (candidate ticket) Specifically, Bill O’Reilly’s shoe. http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/43781/
SQUIRREL!: What you say when you want to distract someone from a subject; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaAxzIFgNso
Stu’s blog: A myth which Jeffy keeps trying to push on Feeders.
Sure sure: sarcasm
Woodrow Wilson: Glenn’s favorite president (not so much).
Word To Your Mother: What happens if you say “Word” to Keith.
People You’re Likely To Meet On The Blaze:
Brian: comedian, and host of “The B.S. of A.,” and “Mercury Theater.”
En Fuego: The Blaze’s mascot.
Jeffy: The sickest freak, and moderator of the Feed. Don’t try to rob around him on a train; you’re asking for it.
Keith: Phone Call screener. Fan of Vanilla Ice, and of Yellowknife, NWT Canada.
Natasha : Intern. I mean, FORMER intern (sorry, Natasha). Tester of “As Seen On TV” products, JKP trivia expert, and maker of Snickers pie.
Pat: Yoda and Al Gore Impersonator.
Sarah : Engineer for whom Jeffy is a source of annoyance.
Stu: Resident Female impersonator
“The Bees Know” After a swarm of bees attacked the White House, a fly landed on Obamas face, a rat ran in front of the everpresent teleprompter, and a priest was supposedly thrown through a White House window, it was suspected that the President had a relationship with the Dark Lord (not George Soros; the other one). Who would know for certain? The bees. Now a throwout answer for any unanswerable question. http://www.glennbeck.com/content/videos/?uri=channels/390088/948948
“11”: The number that everything adds up to. Obtained from Gary the Numbers Guy.
Personalities to add (I don’t have descriptions for them yet):
Gary the Numbers Guy
Scooter (the homeless listener)
Wilfred from Sun City Florida
(And the older gentleman who talks things that have nothing to do with the show and Stu walked out of the studio on once…)
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